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From the people that brought you Dirty Dusting, a brand new musical comedy that will have you dying with laughter! 

Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm and I'm a Celebrity), Frazer Hines (Emmerdale and Doctor Who), Billy Pearce, Leah Bell and Paul Dunn. 

One ordinary day in the quiet little town of Olwinskirk a chain of extraordinary events begins to take place bringing the lives of Betty, Albert, Billy and the local undertaker, Tristan de Winter, to an uncomfortable crossroads. 

Albert Blunderstone has been hiding abroad after having committed a bank robbery with a small time crook called Nodger Wilson. On the day he flies home to attend a funeral, Albert runs into Betty who used to be married to Nodger and in an attempt to find out what happened to his share of the dosh, he befriends Betty and her current husband Billy Blenkinsopp. 

The lives of Betty, Albert, Billy and Tristan de Winter become inextricably linked towards a path that is leading to the Pearly Gates and a disgruntled Angel-in-Waiting named Thelma. 

Tickets: £20

Book today: 01642 81 51 81 or online www.middlesbroughtheatre.co.uk

Middlesbrough Theatre

Middlesbrough Theatre has quite a remarkable history. From it's conception in the late 1920's to its opening as the first architect-designed theatre to be built after the Second World War - it is the result of a 27-year dream and the unswerving dedication of theatre lovers in Middlesbrough.

Middlesbrough Theatre has an intimacy that belies its 486 seat capacity. A winning combination that has enabled the theatre to play host to a wide variety of performances from big bands and stand-up comedy to full-scale amateur musicals and Indian dance.

Middlesbrough Theatre continues to serve its community hosting performances from leading actors and renowned companies as well as by providing first class facilities to local amateur operatic and dramatic societies as well as young students from local dance schools and performing arts colleges.


Box Office Opening times

Monday 10am-6pm
Tuesday 10am-6pm
Wednesday 10am-6pm
Thursday 10am-6pm
Friday 10am-6pm
Saturday 10am-3pm
Sunday Closed

On performance days, we re-open for telephone bookings at 6pm (1 1/2 hours before curtain-up on Sundays) and 3/4 hour before curtain-up for personal callers and stay open until 9pm. 01642 81 51 81


Access

The Theatre can accommodate up to six wheelchairs per performance, one free ticket will be issued for each companion. We regret that access to the bar is via stairs: drinks may be ordered and collected from the ground floor kiosk.

An infra-red system is available for the hard of hearing using discreet headsets, which are available from the box office.

Please let us know your requirements at the time of booking to ensure you have a comfortable visit.